Karen Gillan - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy - July 24th 2014
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY
what do u call a backstabbing grocer
this is some airbending shit right here
jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.
If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao
Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual