C’mon grab your friends,We’ll go to very
sorry I’m not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Started my Lipstick Diary and can I just say, my lips are killing me.
why have i never thought of this knowing i have 100 sumn lipsticks and they all have a story
NEEED TO DO THIS
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
I quote this ALL the time and no one catches it…
Their Senior Prom to their wedding.
I’ve already reblogged this picture, but I’m reblogging it again because it’s probably one of the cutest pics I’ve seen :’)
KILL ALL BRONIES
No see this isn’t the work bronies, this is the work of the Cloppers. You need to know the difference so innocent blood isn’t spilled during the slaughter.
no brony blood is innocent
if bronies put as much effort into corralling their fucked up peers as they did trying to convince everyone else they weren’t evil, we wouldn’t have half the fucking problems with them we do now.
I try and differentiate the two by Bronies and MLP fandom. Bronies are the inconsiderate creepy douches, MLP fandom are the people who like cute little horses.
Okay Im sorry but fuck you guys for saying all bronies are dicks. Bronies are people who enjoy the show My Little Pony its fucking perverts who make up all the porn. I get so pissed that everyone shits on bronies bcuz theres a lot of perverts who make porn of it. Fucking shit guys any anime or doctor who or whatever has as much porn as the MLP fandom but we dont shit on you guys for it. Fuck you guys and your “no brony blood is innocent” some kids call them selfs bronies are they not innocent or are they fucking scum bags like all the rest of the perverts.
NO but for real everyone needs to fucking stop with that bullshit. Plenty of normal people enjoy that show and can’t call themselves bronies or else you people will start fucking bullying them for liking a show that perverts make porn out of. that’s the end of it right fucking there.
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
Gina IS Wonder Woman. Hollywood merely has to decide whether they can risk capturing the awesomeness on film and thereby ruin the part for their err…”typical” casting choices for all time.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
all I see is Hermione and Ron